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post #1 of 7 Old 04-28-2008, 01:33 PM Thread Starter
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Gambling tip for girls...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from North Carolina arrived and bets twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With
that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, this Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES!
I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her
clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story: Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are
dumb.

But all men... ARE men!

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dunno 20 k is always 20 k, i would look at the dice lol

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How true is that one !!!

Great job Jellybean!



Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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post #6 of 7 Old 04-29-2008, 05:44 PM
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Nancy is not looking backwards for very long, shes moving forward opening new doors & doing new things because she's curious & curiosity keeps leading her down new paths! if you dont like it
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