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post #1 of 9 Old 01-18-2011, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
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Fluctuations

I'll never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.



Today's word is.................. Fluctuations



I was at my bank today; there was a short line.



There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the
teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I
only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"



The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.."



The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"


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.........fluk you round eye!!!!

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Take a risk, and you may lose. Never risk, and you will always lose.


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funny as hell!!!!!

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An oldie but a goodie!
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post #8 of 9 Old 01-28-2011, 04:31 PM
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sounds like one of those Jeff Foxworthy you might be a red neck words...

"Aorta", as in Aorta let us ride our bikes, fast as we like.

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Initiate, as in My wife at two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips



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an oldie but a goodie!

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