A few for Red636
Did you know there are female hormones in beer?
If you drink too much it makes you talk crap and drive horrible
What does a woman and carpet have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
Husband "It's for your headache."
Wife "I don't have a headache"
He replies, "Gotcha!"
Last edited by Iridium; 04-20-2008 at 04:14 PM.