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A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a
book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little
boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the
Father of many.'
The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of
hundreds', and
went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said,
'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar.'

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