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post #1 of 15 Old 05-17-2008, 08:59 AM Thread Starter
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot

Girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll

Give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."The girl looked at

Him, and then said, "NO!"


Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you

Bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her

Boyfriend... So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really

Fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his

Girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks “What happened...?"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,

"The bastard had all quarters!"

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