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Talking fart joke....

This old guy goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor I've a problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.

They never smell and are always silent.

As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting, because they don't smell and are quite silent."

The doctor says,

"I see. Please take two of these pills each day, and come back to see me next week."

The next week the guy goes back.

"Doctor, he says, I don't know what the hell you gave me,

but now my farts - though still silent-really stink terribly."

The doctor replied,

"Good ! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing... "

Has anyone seen my marbles ?
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lol wasnt that BD?

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Now thats funny right there.
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lol wasnt that BD?
how did ya know? i was trying to keep it secret so the old fart wouldn't get embarassed

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Now thats funny right there.

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"sometimes in order to truly live life you must risk it."

You hit the lights, I hit the gas...


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