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post #1 of 14 Old 06-11-2008, 09:09 PM Thread Starter
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder
what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'

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Funny and oh so true!
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Get another Republican in there since everything is going so good now oh yeah thats right this is not bush's fault all this is on Bill Clinton.
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