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post #1 of 7 Old 01-27-2009, 04:01 PM Thread Starter
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Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'



The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.


'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
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post #2 of 7 Old 01-27-2009, 04:05 PM
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That was funny!
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"Be kind and courteous to everyone you come in contact with but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
That was funny, and this is very true!

"The world is made of two types of people: riders and everyone else. In a country full of lawsuits, threat levels, child proof caps, rules and regulations, owning a motorcycle is one of the last ways to give the middle finger to society's expectation that we constantly be caged and protected. We all want our machines to be a representation of ourselves. Those that ride know being on a motorcycle is not just about getting from point A to B."
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Bravo bcm! Bravo!!!

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