A student at an Australian university (which will will remain nameless to protect the guilty) had a new theory that explained evolution. He needed a man to have sex with a gorrilla and wondered how in the heck he would find somebody to do it. He decided to ring a few New Zealand sheep farms. Eventualy he Got onto
a foreman at one of the farms who said he new a young lad that might do it... Young Arthur. The student told the forman to let Arthur know that there would be $600 to sweeten the deal. The forman told Arthur about the proposal and Arthur said he would do it if 3 conditions could be met. One, the gorilla would have to be muzzled so she couldnt bite. Two she would have to wear mittens so she couldnt scratch and Three, $600 is a lot of money can I pay in installments.