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post #1 of 21 Old 07-30-2008, 07:53 AM Thread Starter
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Dying of Thirst

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.

The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink, the women says, "Sure , if you have sex with me."

The first man replies, "I would rather die in the desert, then have sex with you."

The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. He and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women says, "Well, lets do it!!"

The man agrees to start but only if she close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, uses it on her and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and ask for it again.

The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.

The friend replies, "The hell with the water, I want some more of that buttered corn!"



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He ate the corn...LMFAO
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