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post #1 of 10 Old 10-30-2007, 04:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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DUI Decoy

From the city where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story:

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar after last call and the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Pennsylvanian. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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post #2 of 10 Old 10-30-2007, 05:04 PM
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Oh man thats great but I doubt thats a true story.

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post #4 of 10 Old 10-30-2007, 07:18 PM
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funny story, but i also think its not true.

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Good one, our idea of the designated decoy was a little different though. If you get pulled over whoever's in the passenger seat takes off running and when they go after him you take off.

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Good one, our idea of the designated decoy was a little different though. If you get pulled over whoever's in the passenger seat takes off running and when they go after him you take off.
problem is someone still gets arrested!!!
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post #9 of 10 Old 11-15-2007, 09:45 PM
 
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Did he get cited for anything, that's super funny but not worth it if you get a fine!
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