Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Wichita Falls, TX
Don't Disgrace the Family
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is gonna try and kiss you and you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast, you’ll like it but don’t let him do that.
He is gonna try and put his hands between your legs, you are gonna like that too, but don’t let him do that.”
Then the grandmother said, “But mostly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you,
you are gonna like that too, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him
And disgraced his family!”