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A lawyer, doctor and engineer were sitting around one day bragging to each other about their dogs. Finally the engineer said my dog is clearly the best watch this.

He said, "do your trick Fido" and his dog proceeded to build and exact to scale model of the Cathedral de Notre Dame. When he was finished the engineer gave his dog a cookie. Everyone agreed that it was indeed a fine model but not that it was the best trick.

The doctor then said, "Rex do your trick" bringing in a patient on a gurney. His dog then proceeded to knock out the patient and perform a perfect quadruple bipass. When he was done the doctor gave him a cookie. Again everyone was impressed but did not think it was the best.

Finally the lawyer said, "do your trick Seth." His dog then proceeded to fuck both the other dogs, takes their cookies and go out to lunch.

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