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A U.S. Squad was in convoy heading north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Solider in a similar but less serious state.

The Solider was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Solider what had happened.

The Solider reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."

"I told him from cover that Osama Bin Laden was a mean spirited *** who dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited ***!"

"He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so is Hillary Clinton!"

"And well, there we were Sarge, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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The only thing nessecary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

"sometimes in order to truly live life you must risk it."

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