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post #1 of 2 Old 07-25-2007, 05:08 AM Thread Starter
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Dead Copper

Guy gets pulled over by a cop for running a red light.

Copper: Can I see your licence and registration please?
Guy: Yep, they are in the glove compartment with my pistol.
Copper: Who just hold right there. Step out of the car please. Why do you have a pistol sir?
Guy: I used it to kill this cop who asked too many questions.
Copper: Where is this police officer now?
Guy: He's in the boot of the car.
Copper: Hold right there sir, I'm calling this in.

Five or ten minutes goes by during which time the copper has the guy on the ground handcuffed, just prior to the police commisioner arriving. The copper and the commisioner quietly share a few words. The the police commisioner turns to the detainee.

Commisioner: So where is this gun of yours?
Guy: What gun, I don't have a gun.
Commisioner: And I suppose you don't have a dead police officer in the boot.
Guy: Dead copper. What the hell is this bullshit? No way.
Commisioner: I'll tell you what this bullshit is. My constable there tells me you are concealing an illegal firearm, and that you have killed a police officer who you have in your boot. That is what this bullshit is!
Guy: (lol) Yeah right.... And I suppose he told you I ran a red light to.

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Old, but still funny!
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