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Crows

Thought Id share this with you!............

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, KS.

and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows,

& he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's
relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with
trucks,

& only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

Kansas then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine

the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow

in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say was "Cah,"

...but none could say "Truck."

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Wow.... that was bad...



But I laughed...

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Wow.... that was bad...



But I laughed...
.....my mom sent it to me last night and after i read it....i just set here and smiled for a little and then got a good chuckle out of it after thinking about it for a bit.

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I don't like crows. They're mean.

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Hahahaha!!!! That was good!!
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I don't like crows. They're mean.
How do you figure that?

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Good joke... one of the rare non-dirty jokes that could make me smile.

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How do you figure that?
Maybe because they don't favor starbucks?

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Maybe because they don't favor starbucks?
I really don't find that funny. Crows SUCK. They are mean and evil creatures with no soul.

Starbucks VIA is bold and has a robust yet distinct aroma.

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