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A lady went into a bar in Miles City and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?"

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya come on out to the bunk-house and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
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