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post #1 of 8 Old 01-18-2013, 08:00 PM Thread Starter
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Cop vs Little Girl

A horse patrol cop is patrolling his beat after the new year,
When he comes upon a little girl riding her new bike.
He says, little girl, did Santa Claus bring you that new bike??
She says, Yes sir, he sure did.
He says well, next time tell Santa to put some reflectors on it and fines her 5 bucks.

She says, Officer.... He says yes..
Did Santa bring you that big horsey for Christmas??
He chuckles a bit and says, Yes he did...
She says well, next time,
Tell Santa that the Dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.!!!!!!!!

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Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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post #2 of 8 Old 01-18-2013, 08:38 PM
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hahaha that is a good one

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Hahaha lol i like that one
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Lol awsome
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My wife told me this one and I laughed my ass off when I heard it,
So I figured I would pass it on to you guys.
It is funny.

If your hair is short and nappy...
Afrosheen will make you happy.
Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one

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post #8 of 8 Old 01-19-2013, 07:32 PM
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ho ho ho... now we have to figure out if it's the naughty, or nice list for you.



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