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post #1 of 4 Old 08-08-2007, 12:49 AM Thread Starter
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Eleven things you'll never hear a woman say;

1. "Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?"
2. "You take me out too much, can't we just stay in."
3. "A fake one will do."
4. "You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob."
5. "Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it."
6. "That pamela Anderson has a lovely body."
7. "My mother is a real old bitch."
8. "No, no, you buy me too much already."
9. "Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy - you know I love it."
10. "What headache."
11. "Put your money away, let me buy the rounds."

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wow if you do find one thats like that you better marry her before i do

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My girl needs to review this list very carefully, especially #4!

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I've already had 4 and 11 said to me.

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