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So little Timmy is playing with his toy train set in the living room while waiting for dinner
His mom is busy cooking away when she over hears Timmy say "All you dipshits who wanna get off the train get off and all you cocksuckers who wanna get on hurry the hell up"
His mom storms into the living room, scolds Timmy and puts him in the corner for a timeout
After about 15 min she comes back in and says "If you can be nice you may go back and play with your train" Timmy says "Ok mommy, I'm sorry"
Timmy heads back out to the living room and his mom hears him say "All you nice people who want to get off the train can get off and all you nice people who want to get on the train get on and if your pissed off about the 15min delay talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"
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