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Comebacks to Pickup lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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I think I just found a new best friend.....you go girl!!!!!



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I think I just found a new best friend.....you go girl!!!!!
2 of a kind thats for sure.... not all men are the same though, some of the stuff u say are true , some not really

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2 of a kind thats for sure.... not all men are the same though, some of the stuff u say are true , some not really
That's why Us women stick Together
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That's why Us women stick Together
just because most girls had a bad experience with a guy doesnt mean all the men are the same........and vice-versa

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That's why Us women stick Together
im a lesbian myself

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One of you is enough I think, you'll be unbearable with backup
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One of you is enough I think, you'll be unbearable with backup
your going to have to step up your game!!!!



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