Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Warragul, Victoria, Australia
A guy playing the pokies at Jupiter's Casino blows all his money except 10 dollars. Needing to catch a cab home he calls it quits for the night and heads outside to the cab rank. He approaches the first cab and asks "how much to Helensvale". Cabbie replies "20 dollars". Guy says "I only have 10". The cabbie, appearing to feel sorry for the guy tells him to get in and he will take him for 10 dollars, as it is raining heavy, and he has had a quiet night. About 5 kilometres from the guys home the cabbie pulls up and tells the guy his 10 dollars is up and kicks him out of the cab. A few weeks later the guy is back at Jupiters, and wins a lot of money. Whn he leaves, he spots the cabbie who kicked him out third cab back on the rank. So he approaches the 1st cab saying "how much to Helensvale" Cabbie tells him 20 bucks. Guy says " how about 10 bucks and a blow job". Cabbie tells him to piss off. He runs the same scenario with the 2nd cab and gets the same results. He then goes to the third cab (the guy who kicked him out) and says "helensvale thanks driver." He gets in and as the driver passes the other two cabs, the guy leans out the window smiling at them and gives the thumbs up.