Brunettes, The other blonde
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
A: It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.
Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt
Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt
Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field
Q. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A. It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
A. So brunettes can understand them.
Last edited by Iridium; 07-22-2008 at 02:13 AM.