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Brunettes, The other blonde

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
A: It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.

Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt

Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field

Q. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A. It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
A. So brunettes can understand them.

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post #2 of 4 Old 07-22-2008, 08:34 AM
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oh the games back on!!!!!!!!!!!.....good thing Im a redhead Iridium, or I would think you were aiming that at me!!



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Good one.

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