Servo's Eliminatus ;)
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Gulf Coast of Mississippi
Boudreaux decided that with all the STD's out there that it was time to start having SAFE SEX. So he goes to the drug store to buy some condoms and the girl behind the counter, is a girl he had a crush on named MARIE.
He say's, Marie, I need to buy some condoms please.
She say's, ok Boudreaux, what size condoms do you need, small, medium or large?
Boudreaux say's, Uhh, I don't know Marie, I've never measured my penis before.
Marie say's, well Boudreaux, I gotta know what size to sell you cause if you have a little one and i sell you a big it's not gonna fit.
Boudreaux say's, well, I don't know what to tell you Marie.
Marie say's, Ok Boudreaux, don't worry about it, we can take care of this.
Just go in the bathroom over there and lock the door. Then look on the toilet, there are some girly magazines on it. You look at those till you get your peter hard. Now when he's hard, turn around to the back wall and there are 3 holes in the plywood. Marked S, M, L.
Try them out and tell me which one fits and I'll sell you the right sized condom.
Boudreaux say's, this is embarrasing, but I need them so I guess I'll do it.
So, as he goes into the bathroom, Marie runs around the back wall and pulls her skirt up and backs up against the S.
Boudreaux doing as he is told, lines up on the S and jabs at it, but it's too small.
So as he lines up on the M, Marie scoots over to the M also. He jabs at it, but again, it's too is to small.
So now, he's lining up on the L and Marie is smiling as she scoots over to the L,
He Jabs at the L and it's a perfect fit, so he stays on it for a good 20 minutes.
He gets done and Marie pulls her skirt down and runs back to the counter.
Boudreaux comes out and walks up to the counter, and before he can say anything. Marie says with a smile, "So Boudreaux, what size condom you want".
Boudreaux says, "Fuck them condoms, give me three sheets of that plywood over there........