Join Date: May 2004
Location: Newport Beach, CA
A motorcyclist parked his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the BMW, knocking it over. When the police arrived at the scene, the motorcyclist was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeemer!!!", he whiningly said.
"You Beamers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my god....", replied the motorcyclist, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?