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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldnt get Hearing Aides.

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair.
A. They pull up their pants.

Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left?
A. Nothing. They've never met.

Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. I'm sooooo drunk.

Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.

Q. What do you say to a blonde that wont give in?
A. "Have another beer"

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You dont let your friend borrow your toothbrush.



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