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post #1 of 11 Old 05-13-2008, 09:35 AM Thread Starter
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Exclamation A Blonde Bet...

Bill, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bill and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bill says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bill placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bill, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bill replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.' The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bill took the money...

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