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post #1 of 11 Old 04-22-2008, 10:07 AM Thread Starter
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A Plane Is On Its Way To Toronto, When A Blonde In
Economy Class Gets Up, And Moves To The First Class
Section And Sits Down.
The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This, And Asks
To See Her Ticket.
She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy
Class, And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back. The Blonde Replies, 'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm
Going To Toronto And I'm Staying Right Here.'

The Flight Attendant Goes I Nto The Cockpit And Tells
The Pilot And The Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde
Bimbo Sitting In First Class, That Belongs In
Economy, And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.
The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To
Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy
She W Ill Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat.

The Blonde Replies, 'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm
Going To Toronto And I'm Staying Right Here.'
The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should
Have The Police Waiti Ng When They Land To Arrest
This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.

The Pilot Says, 'you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll
Handle This, I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde.'
He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear,
And She Says, 'oh, I'm Sorry.' And Gets Up And Goes
Back To Her Seat In Economy..
The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And
Asked Him What He Said To Make Her Move Without
Any Fuss.
'i Told Her, 'first Class Isn't Going To Toronto '.
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it's funny because it's true.


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..you got to love blondes!!! They make us all look smarter!!!



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