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A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think
you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands."That's really good. I'm
really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked
to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost." 3 students raise their
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes
off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the 22 years ! I've been
giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to
make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the
room,the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to
have sex with ghost." To which Billy Bob replied,
"Shiiiiiit!!! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats!"
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