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Join Date: Sep 2009
Not a great one but I thought it was worth sharing :)
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
> The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
> While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
> So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
> After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"
> "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......
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