Best Kept Secrets
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband insisted on turning off the light. After 20 years, the wife felt this habit was ridiculous. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device- a vibrator.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard" she screamed at him. "How could you be lying to me all these years? You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly.
"I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."