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post #1 of 7 Old 10-03-2007, 05:38 PM Thread Starter
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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never
felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began. "I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid
hunter and never misses a season. One day when he
was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry
and accidentally
picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

"As he neared a lake he came across a very large
male beaver sitting at
the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature
but out of habit
he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it
were his favorite hunting rifle and went
'bang,bang'.

"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?"
asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that
beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

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