A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill !!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
BIKES (Past and Present)
CURRENT: 2004 GSXR-750
1983 Honda CB1000C (Black) Sold
1999 KTM 300 EXC Sold
1999 Kawi ZX7R (Kawi Red) Sold
2000 XR650R Sold
2001 Kawi ZX-6 (Green) Sold
2003 Kawi ZX-6RR (Blue) Sold
2004 Generic 50cc Gave away
2006 Honda XR650L (Red) Sold
2007 Kawi ZX-10R (Red) Parted