Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Wichita Falls, TX
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly Remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one Of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie For $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and we have Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks, 'Say what?!? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 And the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, 'Sir ...
Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made With Ken's balls.'