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The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...

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A 'Baptist Preacher' was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.


After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.



The flight attendant then asked the
'preacher' if he would like a drink.



Appalled, the 'preacher' replied, "I'd
rather be tied up & taken advantage of by a women of ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips."





The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,


"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."


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I dont care who you are thats funny right there!!!


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I dont know if i laughed harder at the joke or scrolling down to see Filthy's post

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too funny man, lol

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Dude if they are offering that on flights now I am gonna fly every where

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3. When in doubt refer to rule number 1
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