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post #1 of 14 Old 04-20-2008, 08:27 AM Thread Starter
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife

on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and

said, "Im sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I

want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time

he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"



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Very good Red...very good.

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