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post #1 of 6 Old 04-05-2008, 05:22 AM Thread Starter
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Another blonde moment

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"

"My car br oke down, officer" says the woman calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?" he asks.

"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!"

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Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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True story.
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Baaaaaad, but funny.
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Sweet, lol... Thanks.
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Originally Posted by gpz1100 View Post
Baaaaaad, but funny.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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