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Another Blonde Joke

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''


''Melons,'' the blonde replies.


''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?''


The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.

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