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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life ~ WD-40 And duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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lol, those are good

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Oh thats real nice... and the other half he just doesnt use the sink he uses his basement steps tooo!
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Oh thats real nice... and the other half he just doesnt use the sink he uses his basement steps tooo!
Now that you have shared that bit of information, I might not let John in the house again unsupervised.

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3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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Now that you have shared that bit of information, I might not let John in the house again unsupervised.
Haahaaa... just dont let him drink alot.
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7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Yep thats problem solving here at work

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