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After Turkey Season

A game warden was driving down the road

when he came upon a young boy carrying

a wild turkey under his arm.



He stopped and asked the boy,

'Where did you get that turkey?'



The boy replied, 'What turkey?'



The game warden said, 'That turkey

you're carrying under your arm.'



The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here,

a turkey done roosted under my arm!'



The game warden said, 'Now look, you

know turkey season is closed, so whatever

you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg.

If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.

Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you.

So, what are you gonna do with him?'



The little boy said,

'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

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