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post #1 of 10 Old 08-23-2008, 12:02 AM Thread Starter
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Accountant's Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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LOL...just told my wife that....hahaa
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haha ive herd this one before funny stuff
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post #5 of 10 Old 08-23-2008, 01:52 PM
I really need to get out of the house
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Good one

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lol that was a funny one
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Knowing my wife, she would still try to spend it.

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Thats great!

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