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post #1 of 6 Old 10-12-2008, 01:40 PM Thread Starter
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had
always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in
the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which
had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
said, "Of course, its right there."
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Wow a mechanic that has never heard of a 710 cap.
How about all the id10t froms for the desk jockies?

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mech should have topped off her blinker fluid while she was there. 710, that's pretty good tho...

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I believe it!

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Oldie but a goodie....

Sarah Palin and friends can call it a snow machine all they want but Yamaha, Polaris and Bombardier plus the related magazines all seem to call them Snowmobiles.

Snow machines create snow on ski slopes. Just sayin'
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