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10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

# 10 you can trade an old .44 for two new.22's
# 9 you can have a handgun at home and another one for work
# 8 if you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he might let you use it
# 7 your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup
# 6 your handgun doesnt care if your shooting blanks
# 5 a handgun doesn't care if you pissed on the seat
# 4 handguns function normally every day of the month
# 3 a handgun won't ask ," do these grips make me look fat"
# 2 a handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep when your done using it

# 1 you can buy a silencer for a handgun
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# 8 if you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he might let you use it
# 7 your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup
# 2 a handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep when your done using it
# 1 you can buy a silencer for a handgun
All good but those are the best!
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