Sorry, that was inappropriate, my apologies. I really was not trying to turn your thread to bad though. I do often wonder sometimes who I may be really taking advice from though. That was the premise of the serious side though.
I do get what you mean about time slips though, seriously. I used to drag cars back in the day, and I have had my bike to the strip enough times to know I am not any good at it.
Unless Scout says dont do it. Then, really, just do it.
I know its blistering fast but you cant outrun ugly.