Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
Here's a true story you'll appreciate Alien.
Several years back, prior to the home invasion scenario, at about 2 am, I hear the door bell ring. Peek out the side window and see a guy standing on the porch. Flipped the light on and unbolted and opened the door. What do I see, but a pair of butt cheeks mooning me! Shut the door and didn't think any more of it till the next day and decided to call the PD and report it, just in case it was a prevert of some kind running around loose. Honest to God, the first question the officer asked me is if I'd gotten "a good look at his face". To which I replied, "That's not the part of his anatomy that was pointed in my direction." Silence for a minute, and then his professionalism took back over, even though I could hear him trying to suppress his laughter.
Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.