Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: santa cruz , ca
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
"And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared,
out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she
tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't
"O my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool ?? ........ Is this 486- 5731 ?"