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post #1 of 17 Old 10-07-2005, 01:15 PM Thread Starter
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Would You Remarry?

Would you remarry?


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife

looks over at him and asks the question....



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"



WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)



WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."



WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."



WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "s**t."
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oh man, that cracks me up!!

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Doh



John 8:24:
Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for if you do not believe that I am He, you will die in your sins."
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I've had almost the same conversation with my wife...at least up to the last exchange!

Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.
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hilarious

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marriage :headshake
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thast a goodun f'sho




For every species of beasts and birds, of reptiles and creatures of the sea, is tamed and has been tamed by the human race. But no one can tame the tongue; it is a restless evil full of deadly poison.
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i bet that actually happened.
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