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post #1 of 17 Old 10-10-2010, 11:27 PM Thread Starter
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Who Am I?

My mom sent me this and i thought it was good enough to pass on.......makes ya stop and wonder though.


Try to Guess WHO I AM...

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*I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.



*I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.



*My mother died at an early age from cancer. I became close with my grandmother.



*Later in life, questions arose over my real name.



*My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.



*I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.



*I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.



*That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.



*I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.



*I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.



*I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.



*I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.



*At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.



*But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.



*I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.



DON'T STOP GUESSING WHO I AM - PLS CONTINUE READING THE INFO. . . . .



*I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.



*I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.



*I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope, together we could change our country and the world.



*So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.



*I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.



*I'm glad they didn't. Then, I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.





*Who am I ?





I am . . . ADOLF HITLER.



WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?



Scary isn't it. . . . . .

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Wow that was amazing!

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I guessed Hitler. But only because I'm a History buff and WWI/WWII is one of my favorite times in history to study. LOTS of stuff going on in that era. Good post TMY10ER.

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I read this a while back...and I still was thinking of someone else.

"You can't trust anyone, not even your own asshole; sometimes you think you're gonna fart and you sh*t."
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not much difference in the two honestly. both working for the same masterminds in reality. with the same goal.
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How about instead of saying you thought of someone different, say who you were thinking of? First person I was guessing was Jesus. lol Then I started thinking Obama.
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Damn I was wrong I thought it was Obama

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How about instead of saying you thought of someone different, say who you were thinking of? First person I was guessing was Jesus. lol Then I started thinking Obama.
You don't know much about Jesus, do ya friend. He was crucified at 33 and didn't worry about the economy amongst other things listed here. Just sayin

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