Join Date: May 2004
Location: Newport Beach, CA
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you done anything in your lifeftime of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. "
I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll whip all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed and asked , "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago."