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post #1 of 12 Old 03-03-2007, 04:51 PM Thread Starter
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't
drink from my glass!

Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.
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my g/f wont swallow, hence no ring yet.

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Strange how true that is...lol

Once i thought more than two strokes was masturbation. Now I realise that 4 feel better, and who am I to argue with my feelings.


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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't
drink from my glass!
yeah among other stuff too...
i guess its tough so stay and get married, cause people get tired of each other very easily so i guess after a few years of marriage the couple just hate each other

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If the dog licks your glass would she then drink out of it?

Or if it would make you feel better you could just drink out of the dog's mouth??

Just trying to help a brother out

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